February 2012
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
teachers: so what did you do during winter break? me: stay up till 4am blogging and crying about tv shows and fictional characters
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everythingsanillusion:
roses are red
violets are blue
you’re hot
let me touch you
jasonfreese:
considering album names have pretty much gotten progressivly longer and more insulting i predict the new album will be called
People Who Live In the United States are Morons and the World Is Going To Shit
normal people: Happy Valentine's Day! I'm gonna spend this day with-
Green Day fans: HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAVE YOU SEEN THAT TWEET OH MY GOD BILLIE MIKE TRÉ NEW ALBUM I CAN'T BREATHE OMG WHAT IS AIR KILL ME I AM SOOOO HAPPY THE BEST THING IN THIS FUCKING YEAR OMG OMG OMG I'M VOMITTING RAINBOWS...
person: you can't buy happiness
me: you've obviously never bought concert tickets then
